Hello people. I’m sat here with the shrill singing of the family budgies tweaking that part of the inner ear that doesn’t like to be tweaked. It’s making my nerves jangle and my patience edge ever closer to the edge! But thank goodness I’m a kind person, an animal lover, a man who can’t blame the poor creatures even though they are driving me stark raving mad!
And while we are on the subject I do wish that very daring fly wouldn’t keep dive bombing me and bouncing off my forehead, trying as it will to hit my mouth (please I am a vegetarian and I do not want to feast on your ample current like body!).
At least the cat only pesters me when he’s hungry, which does happen to be all the time, but he does his pestering in a quiet but persistant manor (he has a hard little head underneath that lovely white fur). The dog just stands there slobbering, which is unassuming if a bit messy.
Now the children, well that is quite a different matter, especially my youngest little love but they don’t win either, well, not much…
Now where are my ear plugs, where did I put them… ah, now you know labradors… Well I suppose I could buy some new ones!